Five Things You Can't Do On British Television

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    Tom Scott

    doba trvání: 08:20

    Pull down this description for information on all the shows I mention, plus all my references, and some advice if you're looking to subtitle your videos!
    🔤🔤 SUBTITLES 🔤🔤
    15% of my viewers watch with subtitles! They're helpful for folks without headphones, or in loud environments, or who can't hear well, or who just like subtitles. More people will watch if subtitles are an option.
    Before 2020, CScodes had a volunteer community-captions system. Alas, due to spam (and, I suspect, the difficulty of porting it to the new Studio), CScodes turned it off. So your options are:
    OPTION 1: DO IT YOURSELF
    If your video is one or two people talking, you can add subtitles easily with CScodes's tools: support.google.com/youtube/answer/2734796 - that's also possible for more complex videos, but it can be time-consuming.
    OPTION 2: PAY A SMALL AMOUNT
    If you can afford an editor, you can afford subtitles! They only cost $1-2 per minute of audio.
    For simple audio, try Rev: www.rev.com/blog/coupon/?ref=tomscott To be clear, that's an affiliate link: you get $10 of captions free (enough for up to an 8-minute video), and I get a kickback from them. However, my opinions of Rev are mixed. They have downsides, and they may not be the right option for you!
    Advantages of Rev:
    ✅ Extremely fast turnaround
    ✅ Easy, simple, automated, self-service
    ✅ Reasonable price
    Disadvantages of Rev:
    🚫 Rev is a gig-economy company, with everything that entails. In 2019, transcribers raised issues including low pay. www.theverge.com/2019/11/25/20979249/rev-recordings-transcriptions-low-pay-complaints-freelance-transcribers
    🚫 Accuracy is usually acceptable for clear speech, but not the near-perfect results you'd expect from a more high-end subtitle company.
    🚫 They're limited to their simple, narrow, house style. That isn't ideal for videos with long sentences or many speakers.
    For more complicated audio or for multiple speakers, try Caption+: caption.plus -- a small company that produces extremely high-quality subtitles for a reasonable price.
    Advantages of Caption+:
    ✅ Exceptional subtitle accuracy.
    ✅ Hand-tweaked broadcast-standard subtitles that are perfect for accessibility, and which the audience love.
    ✅ Can use positioning and per-speaker colors, and match other style requests.
    ✅ Still a reasonable price.
    Disadvantages of Caption+:
    🚫 Not automated: you're dealing with a human by email, and paying invoices.
    OTHER COMPANIES: I also used 3PlayMedia once, but unfortunately can't recommend them based on that experience. CScodes also mention ceilo24 and Amara, neither of which I have experience with: cielo24.com/ amara.org/
    📺📺 SHOWS 📺📺
    Here's a list of all the shows mentioned, with links where available. (Where Amazon links are listed, those are affiliate links, where I earn a commission from sales.)
    The Demon Headmaster is available on DVD from Amazon UK: amzn.to/37Cb68U - and the 2019 revival is available in the UK on BBC iPlayer: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m0009f6n/the-demon-headmaster
    Derren Brown: The Events: How To Control The Nation is available for free on CScodes: cscodes.info/port/ubB_m6C9yG2JvGQ/video.html - although it lacks the live broadcast cut-ins.
    The pilot episode of Crisis Command: Could You Run The Country? has been uploaded to CScodes here: cscodes.info/port/4KGhhZnbqmFu3nU/video.html - normally I wouldn't link to an unofficial upload, but the series will likely never be repeated or see a commercial release.
    Ghostwatch is available on DVD from Amazon UK: amzn.to/3kweAgL - I should absolutely have put the ghost in the background of one of my shots here, I regret missing that joke!
    The full Ghostwatch continuity announcement is here: cscodes.info/port/3HuJjIvW1pOIzas/video.html
    Who Wants To Be A Millionaire have an entire CScodes channel. cscodes.infovideos - and yes, Jeremy Clarkson is the host now, I suspect that'll surprise a lot of people.
    📙📙 REFERENCES 📙📙
    Ofcom Broadcasting Code: www.ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and-on-demand/broadcast-codes/broadcast-code
    On sports: www.ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and-on-demand/broadcast-codes/code-sports-events
    On access: www.ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and-on-demand/broadcast-codes/tv-access-services
    On advertising: www.ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and-on-demand/broadcast-codes/code-tv-advertising AND www.ofcom.org.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0020/16328/rules.pdf
    "Only five complaints" about the Derren Brown show is from Broadcast Bulletin 148 [PDF]: www.ofcom.org.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0018/47160/issue148.pdf
    Ghostwatch, and the "full tabloid fury afterwards", is well-documented in many places, so I'll leave researching that to the reader. Don't have nightmares.
    📝📝 CONTACT 📝📝
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Nicko Waters
Nicko Waters

I would say it is Not allowed to out the paedophiles in the BBC and the royal family

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Trinnie
Trinnie

He's at crystal Palace park

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Rager Squad
Rager Squad

*someone swears on TV* _"OKAY WE GOTTA SHUT DOWN THIS SHOW"_ *TV goes off* Btw Im british myself so you can't be offended lmao

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Marton Dinnyes
Marton Dinnyes

Wondering when they will rule out the "tv licence" scam...

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Bent Tranberg
Bent Tranberg

You had four or five channels! I didn't even know what a channel was, having only one.

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NicleT
NicleT

And what about ads on YouTube? I mean, when clicked on a video, there’s often two ads before, some pairs of ads inside and at the end too and if it wasn’t enough, the video is also often sponsored so there’s a portion for that in the video too. This cumulate with the YouTuber naming all his Patreons while it’s written onscreen too. I mean, as a viewer this is an absolute pain in the art!

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Raul Duke
Raul Duke

Speaking of irish sports.. Two bad hurlers in the background haha

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Damian Matras
Damian Matras

I love British Television! :-D

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Tweedle
Tweedle

In America we call that last 'rules' being broken a "LAWSUIT" :D

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Geeeee8
Geeeee8

Isn't Google removing community subtitles?

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Strofi Kornego
Strofi Kornego

Provide an objective and informative opinion about what is EU and how it works.

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seth clement
seth clement

dude in canada we have 16 minutes of adverts per hour at least

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seth clement
seth clement

do you have a teleprompter or are you just a genius ?

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iDontProgramInCpp
iDontProgramInCpp

Despite me knowing you're British I still laugh slightly when you say "YouChoobe"

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creative name.
creative name.

6:09

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Merlin 69
Merlin 69

What about having an all white cast?

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Slumber Floeey
Slumber Floeey

We only have 1 channel in the 80s

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Alex Wilson
Alex Wilson

“BUY SOME DAM SUBTITLES!!!!”

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Nick McCormack
Nick McCormack

Some of us can remember when there was only one television 📺 channel, it was called the BBC.

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Angus Wilson
Angus Wilson

I swear doctor who has broken the one about broadcasting the end of the world

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The Once and Future King!
The Once and Future King!

Reporting has to be neutral? Perhaps the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation needs to be reminded of that.

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Gary Hayward
Gary Hayward

I rarely watch ITV but, recently, when I have, I've noticed commercials being run not just before, and ending at, the top of the hour but just before and *over* (or starting *at*) the top of the hour; it's great for the broadcasters (or was, given people would soon expect this and mitigate against it): people settle down in front of the TV at the top of the hour expecting a programme to start only to be watching several minutes of commercials. Even the news gets this treatment; it's not so much "News at Ten" but, rather, "News at Three Minutes past Ten".

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ItselfBookshelf Twitch VODS
ItselfBookshelf Twitch VODS

seeing Jeremy Clarkson host Who Wants to Be a Millionaire instead of Jimmy Kimmel is probably one of the best things I've ever seen. I'll have to start watching the UK version instead of the American one.

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Bobby Pascale
Bobby Pascale

So you have very few over regulated channels with ridiculous rules? Sounds about right, UK.

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Spineless Wimp
Spineless Wimp

Can somebody tell sky about the 12 of advertising per hour, lately it fells like 12 minutes of show and 48 of adverts

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Nicholas Cage's Mandolin
Nicholas Cage's Mandolin

Ghost watch was hilarious. The children would run around the house screaming in terror. Then it would just cut away to Craig Charles on the street outside smiling and having a great time.

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Imrane Chennaoui
Imrane Chennaoui

We have about 15 channels here in Morocco, and they all suck.

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Axel Gust
Axel Gust

Please make an unlisted video in the description that’s the entire argument about subtitles!

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Frank Wharton-Hughes
Frank Wharton-Hughes

'a break may occur at the end of one complete round of questions': as long as all questions have been asked to all relevant participants then cutting to an ad before the reveal of the correct answer doesn't break that rule.

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ZacStuff
ZacStuff

I keep looking at the guy hitting the balls in the background

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ToxikDeth
ToxikDeth

Bri'ish TV

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Infin
Infin

oi guvnah, you got a license to say "bri'ish"?

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Christopher Scheler
Christopher Scheler

I watched the video and it just didn't show the ad, even when I reloaded it twice. *That's the only time I've ever wanted to watch an ad and I can't!* It only showed one at the beginning of the video.

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Pyranders
Pyranders

"When a medium has that much power it gets regulated, heavily." Clearly, you haven't spent much time in the States.

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Eon
Eon

where can i watch the whole rant

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100.60 hunters
100.60 hunters

"ohh look at me i bought a new mansion" BUY SOME DAM SUBTILES

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dopiaza2006
dopiaza2006

Anyone that sees ads on youtube, must surely be either stupid or want to see them.

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Aitor B
Aitor B

5:00 Spit

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Zephyr Life
Zephyr Life

No joke when Jeremy said time for a break I got a you tube add😂😂😂😂

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Ed
Ed

Let's just hope we are never forced to create subtitles and sign language on youtube for videos.

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xproot
xproot

why is british television british

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Vunga
Vunga

BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES!

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Skipper8472
Skipper8472

What about guv covid updates how they get away with that

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Sayori's Channel
Sayori's Channel

I really want to make a tv channel that just breaks every rule

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Peaceful Dawn
Peaceful Dawn

Crystal Palace

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CelestialTree
CelestialTree

6:07 - I agree! Subtitles (and other accessibility features) are just good for everyone. I'm a native English speaker with normal hearing, and subtitles are still nice. And they're extra helpful when there's lots of background noise! I turn them on whenever I can.

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Haye op Reis
Haye op Reis

All my videos have English subtitles. I hope it is appreciated.

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Eletric
Eletric

I swear I see some of my channels have between 20-30 minutes of adds.

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darren north
darren north

What about the volume of the advertising it noticeably goes up isn’t this a contravention of the law I notice on loads of occasions that the volume levels goes up dramatically

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Sobo
Sobo

At 3.7 million subs - when are you going tp put sign language into your videos???

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mutnt
mutnt

"Oh look at me I bought a Lamborghini. BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES" - Tom Scott 2020

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Insight Flight
Insight Flight

6:09 Oh look at me I bought a lambo, Put some investment into the subtitles for god sake!"

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installtekz dotcom
installtekz dotcom

but we can swear. That's all that matters

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Emil Shahir Meherpoor
Emil Shahir Meherpoor

7:45 bruh an ad came right at that moment.

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Jayne Charles
Jayne Charles

yes

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Joe Olson
Joe Olson

Bri'ish

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Tiny Desk Engineer
Tiny Desk Engineer

I got sent here by a video about the Lamborghini and subtitles line

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azalia asmr
azalia asmr

R u kidding me 12 minutes like every time I watch TV there is like 2 minutes of ads for 1 minute of content

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The List of Jericho
The List of Jericho

That ad break rule would be alien to anyone in the US. :) It’s the reason AEW can’t be shown live on ITV2 here

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Ravrider
Ravrider

I like how at 3:58 you can see how as it turns to 4:00 the clock on the news headline switches from 16:03 to 16:04.

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John Gorman
John Gorman

They do the last one all the time on The Chase

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ITILII
ITILII

One thing that should be on British television...and every other country....the Great Derren Brown !!!

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Charles Nicholaides
Charles Nicholaides

It really is to bad that YouTube doesn't fall under or if they do, be enforced by UK regulators for ads. I would love for any video I watch to not interrupt the flow. Or have consistent ad minutes that are longer than the video. Why would I watch a 30 minute video, when I fear having to sit through 30+ minutes of advertisements? It has gotten so bad since the start of the pandemic, that I am unsubscribing from channel where this is happening constantly on. I don't mind ads. Just not this many (12 to 20 per half hour), nor for these time lengths (sure some are only 15 to 30 seconds--the rest are multiminute affairs each. YouTube doesn't seem to care.

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Zane Gifford
Zane Gifford

"Use captions!" Video only has auto generated captions.

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Joe Mc
Joe Mc

Holy crap! In 2019 no US major network had LESS than 14.5 minutes of ads per prime-time hour of TV, and the worst two networks had over 17 minutes per hour. Thank Auntie for sensible laws. EDIT: Cable networks - so I guess you're already paying to watch the ads? Apparently 'broadcast' networks have an average upwards of 18 friggin minutes!

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Basti5454
Basti5454

As an Austrian I can say everyone watches skiing events in the winter

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Riley Carpenter
Riley Carpenter

Content

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Digital Breeze
Digital Breeze

Guy: "Time for a break." My FBI Agent: "Oh, okay. Here's an advert." Me: "Uh..."

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Rebecca Conlon
Rebecca Conlon

Was the ad for me supposed to be timed with the who wants to be a millionaire?

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Killua
Killua

5. american TV xd

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Manly McStud
Manly McStud

growing up before cable in every room, we had cbs, abc, nbc, pbs, and a couple of local channels that barely came in that showed syndicated shows and old movies.

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Jess W.
Jess W.

subtitles are excellent for people like me with audio processing issues and need both audio and subtitles to understand a video

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Razz Dazzle
Razz Dazzle

What a use of an ad break.

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miles davis playing guitar
miles davis playing guitar

All of these are good things

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kush
kush

6:13 Thanks for keeping your promise, Tom!!!

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RigJig
RigJig

Jeremy said "time for a break" and there was one. Respect

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obloovoo
obloovoo

ohhoho, you clever bastard with that ad break, you

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Corry Skylord
Corry Skylord

I really wanna see that rant that Tom went on

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JAMP0T1
JAMP0T1

Given how much Motorsport means to our economy I’m surprised the British Grand Prix isn’t on there at least

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MagicLuver101
MagicLuver101

I would love to get an outtake of his rant on subtitles because I am hard of hearing and I always use them and I want to just hear one of my favorite YouTubers go on about people being dicks about them

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zekstr
zekstr

Can we add the Ashes to that list of sporting events? Surely that's of cultural significance

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Oskar Ostapowicz
Oskar Ostapowicz

Well placed ad

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The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer

I didn't get the ad! The one that everyone's talking about.

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The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer

I'm a small YouTuber and student and even I try to put subtitles whenever I can.

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dragon breath 09
dragon breath 09

Who else got a ad as soon as the who wants to be a millionaire guy said "time for a break?"

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MemeMaykr
MemeMaykr

I love the fourth part

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Enzo Bergström
Enzo Bergström

Tom what do you think of YouTubes auto generated subtitels?

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Big James Cousins
Big James Cousins

3:51 heard BBC lately? Never heard more left wing propaganda

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Exile Studios
Exile Studios

What it like being on the wrong side of history? Whats it like watching everything you believe die in front of you as the world moves on? What's it like being such a pathetic loser who can do nothing to stop ot

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It is good day to be not dead.
It is good day to be not dead.

Uh huh sure

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Sonja Morrison
Sonja Morrison

All seem sensible to me

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Rick Simon
Rick Simon

No, reporting must not be "neutral". It must be objective. That is not the same thing. If I call someone a murderer, I am not neutral, but I might be objective.

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Rick Simon
Rick Simon

@It is good day to be not dead. No, it does not. If Team A wins by 28:3, and I say, "Team A was better", I am objective, but I am not neutral.

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It is good day to be not dead.
It is good day to be not dead.

No they should be neutral, objectiveness can vary in groups, terrorist belive they are objectively right, its different to being neutral, neutral means factual

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Rick Simon
Rick Simon

The amazing thing is that in 2021, there are still people who think you can hypnotise someone to do something against their will. That is not a thing.

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Simon T
Simon T

Are satellite channels not held to the adverts rule? I have insomnia so when youre watching Syfy channel or E4 from like 2am-7am, they take the absolute mick with ad breaks, especially Syfy.

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Fluorescentpropeller
Fluorescentpropeller

Don't those channels close down and go to teleshopping?

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Cupcake Comrade
Cupcake Comrade

and when a medium gets that powerful it... "lobbies the government to make laws that benefit it?" ...gets regulated.

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Thomas Vlaskamp III
Thomas Vlaskamp III

I had... 6 channels growing up. WTWO (NBC Channel 2) WTTV (CW Channel 4) WTHI (CBS Channel 10) WVUT (PBS Channel 22) WTIU (PBS Channel 30) WBAK (Fox Channel 38)

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Eoin Schell
Eoin Schell

Anyone else completely distracted by the guy practicing baseball in the background?

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JP Yanity
JP Yanity

POV: you checked to see if this video has subtitles

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kipper bag
kipper bag

kipperbag

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Gaming Device
Gaming Device

You cant tell the truth about white supremacy, you failed to mention that.

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Samuel Carvalho
Samuel Carvalho

Americans: We are allowed 12 minutes of the actual tv show/movie per hour and the other 48 minutes are for advertisements to cure cancer and meds make you lose 5 stone overnight by popping 1 pill.

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Maxixe3399
Maxixe3399

ah yes, the number™s 1 2 ITV 4 5

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podgamezz
podgamezz

me: clicks on video ad: HEWO

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